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Cheesiest pick-up lines

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CradleRobber, Sep 19, 2007.

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  1. Mr. Sluggo

    Mr. Sluggo Active Member

    You call those tits?
     
    Mr. Sluggo, Sep 19, 2007
    #37
  2. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    You weren't at the border when I got there, so I came back. Thanks for standing me up.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Sep 19, 2007
    #38
  3. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Requires a prop. A rag... But how about:

    "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
     
    The Big Ragu, Sep 19, 2007
    #39
  4. Flash

    Flash Guest

    WHATEVER! I stood in the cold for an hour, waiting. I smelled Timmy Ho's in the distance and went to find some hot chocolate. I told you I drive fast.
     
    Flash, Sep 19, 2007
    #40
  5. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Winner.
     
    Flash, Sep 19, 2007
    #41
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Does a 178 I.Q. turn you on?
     
    Chi City 81, Sep 19, 2007
    #42
  7. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Will it bother you if I yell "Scoreboard!" as I climax? Or if I let my little brother listen via speakerphone?
     
    Inky_Wretch, Sep 19, 2007
    #43
  8. Flash

    Flash Guest

    My knees just slammed shut.
     
    Flash, Sep 19, 2007
    #44
  9. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    That made me LOL.
     
    KYSportsWriter, Sep 19, 2007
    #45
  10. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Will it bother you if I "accidentally" call you either Barry or Mark during our tryst?
     
    PhilaYank36, Sep 19, 2007
    #46
  11. Dan Rydell

    Dan Rydell Guest

    Baby, I'm JDV. You're dying to meet me, 'cause I've got the killer stylo.
     
    Dan Rydell, Sep 19, 2007
    #47
  12. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Must...refrain..........ahh fuck it.

    A first time for everything, eh Flash?

    I keed.....I keed......
     
    Chef, Sep 19, 2007
    #48
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