Cheesiest pick-up lines

I need one for Sorority Serenades tonight.

It has to be VERY CHEESY, not necessarily one that has worked. Cheesy is the only real rule. But I want something original that some other dude didn't find with a Google search, so I'm coming to the clever minds at SportsJournalists.com.

Contest ends at 5 p.m. Pacific. Winner gets something cool.

Go.

 

I'd offer up "can I facebook ya?" but someone else will take that, surely.

Wait, I just did it. Nevermind.

 

Guess this is how lazy ass kids solve their problems today when they're supposed to think something up or look something up themselves. First, google it. If that doesn't immediately work, go on a message board and ask for someone else to tell them the answer.

Think up your own damn cheesy pick up line.

 

Let's get breakfast together tomorrow morning ... should I call you or nudge you awake?

I don't put out on first dates. I don't want you telling your sorority sisters I'm a himbo.

 

Hi, my name's _________. What's yours?

 

Dammit!

 

Early leaders. Definitely made me laugh.

 

Hi. I'm extremely wealthy.

 

Nothing against Inky, but those aren't original. You wanted original. Or maybe you didn't, and you just wanted to be told the answer you wanted to hear.

 

ZING!

 

I was going for cheese, not originality.

If he wants original, he should ask them one of them if she'd like to go ATM with him.

 

Wanna get a pizza and fuck? Why, you don't like pizza?