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Cheesiest pick-up lines

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CradleRobber, Sep 19, 2007.

  1. CradleRobber

    CradleRobber Active Member

    I need one for Sorority Serenades tonight.

    It has to be VERY CHEESY, not necessarily one that has worked. Cheesy is the only real rule. But I want something original that some other dude didn't find with a Google search, so I'm coming to the clever minds at SportsJournalists.com.

    Contest ends at 5 p.m. Pacific. Winner gets something cool.

  2. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    I'd offer up "can I facebook ya?" but someone else will take that, surely.

    Wait, I just did it. Nevermind.
  3. IU90

    IU90 Member

    Guess this is how lazy ass kids solve their problems today when they're supposed to think something up or look something up themselves. First, google it. If that doesn't immediately work, go on a message board and ask for someone else to tell them the answer.

    Think up your own damn cheesy pick up line.
  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Let's get breakfast together tomorrow morning ... should I call you or nudge you awake?

    I don't put out on first dates. I don't want you telling your sorority sisters I'm a himbo.
  5. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    Hi, my name's _________. What's yours?
  6. Flash

    Flash Guest

  7. CradleRobber

    CradleRobber Active Member

    Early leaders. Definitely made me laugh.
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Hi. I'm extremely wealthy.
  9. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Nothing against Inky, but those aren't original. You wanted original. Or maybe you didn't, and you just wanted to be told the answer you wanted to hear.
  10. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

  11. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    I was going for cheese, not originality.

    If he wants original, he should ask them one of them if she'd like to go ATM with him.
  12. Wanna get a pizza and fuck? Why, you don't like pizza?
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