Cheesehead Dad ties one on--his son

Now that's what you call a pre-emptive strike.

Stealing one's thunder at its finest.

 

Honestly, I'm surprised a Steelers fan hasn't tried this.

 

Who says they haven't?

They teach the kids right in the Burgh. They don't squeal like bitches.

 

"I'll give you something to fuckin' cry about..."

 

EDIT: ok, let me try this again.

from what i'm told, the kid not only didn't want to wear the jersey, but he also had some brat issues as well.

 

If this doesn't turn that kid into a lifelong Bears fan, I don't know what will ...

 

Depends if the kid likes coming from behind on a daily basis...

 

"My uncle was a fudge packer."

-Dwight Schrute

 

There was a good quote at the end of that story that apparently got axed.
"There is no evidence to support that the boy wasn't a Packers fan."
As if restraining your 7-year-old son with tape is something that depended upon his team affiliation.
The sooner, we as a society, allow "Darwin Award" type killings to take place, as in 50 people vote that a person should be killed because of grossly excessive stupidity in order to help advance the human race, the better off we'll be.
Can we get one of the moderators to ask this question during an upcoming primary debate?
Please?
Pretty please?
What if we threaten them by putting Mark Mangino behind them and sprinkling paprika on their heads? How could this not work?

 

My deep rooted hatred of the Dallas Cowboys stems from childhood events. Any time the 'boys lost my mom would give me a bath during which we played a game called "Catch the Toaster."

 

This thread never had a chance of ending well.

 

Your best posts revolve around electrocutions. Hi-jinx!