Cheap merlot

is what I'm drinking, and since I'm not drunk yet, this doesn't count as a drunk thread!

Anybody else with me?

 

My merlot of choice was something called Electric Reindeer, SC. Bought it over the holidays and drank the almost whole bottle while grilling out some bacon-wrapped Omaha Steak filet mignons.

My favorite buzz these days is cheap merlot. And wine never gives me a hangover, for some reason.

 

SC, my friend Miles has something to say to you.

 

Cheap Merlot? No.

A whole lot of Heineken drafts? Yup.

This neither a drunk SC nor a drunk Sp Thread.

 

NO FUCKING MERLOT!

 

The cheap merlot is not bad. I've had better but at like $3.50 a bottle (on sale), it's money well spent.

 

Merlot? I never heard of it. Did they just invent it?

(paging mikey ...)

 

If you're already in a giggling mood, enjoy:

(Not a RickRoll. I promise.)

 

Not a rickroll and definitely funny!

 

BTW: Paranormal State's on A&E right now, and the lead guy is hot. Tall, dark, geeky . . . yummie!

 

We came out west together with a common desire
The fever we had migtha set the west coast on fire
Two months later got trouble in mind
My baby moved out and left me behind
But it's all right 'cause it's midnight
And I got two more bottles of wine

The way he left sure turned my head around
Seemed like overnight she just up and put me down
Ain't gonna let it bother me today
I been workin' and I'm too tired anyway
But it's all right 'cause it's midnight
And I got two more bottles of wine
I'm sixteen hundred miles from the people I know
Been doin' all I can but opportunity sure come slow
Lord I'd be in the sun all day
But I'm sweepin' out a warehouse in west L.A.
But it's all right 'cause it's midnight
And I got two more bottles of wine

 

Jack: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
Miles: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!