Chappelle shatters comedy club endurance record

So this is what comedy has come to? A glorified dance marathon?

I don't want to listen to anyone tell jokes for that long, and I like Chappelle.

 

Would everything these two comedians say be defined as a joke? Maybe, as soon as no one in the audience laughs, they should be done. Record attempt over. If it's just talking for seven hours, Carrot Top could go up there.

 

That would have to be one big-ass trunk full of props.

 

More than 12 hours of talking between them and very little of it funny.

 

If a comedian took a copy of "War and Peace" on stage and read it from cover to cover, would it be considered a record?

 

Dane Cook is ... Michael Bolton?

 

Yes. If Dane Cook has seven hours of material, I'm the next coach of the Miami Dolphins.

 

Andy Kaufman says hi.

 

That's "The Great Gatsby," IIRC.

Kaufman on SNL in the '70s was unreal.

 

That was exactly who I was thinking of when I posted that.