Chaaaappppppyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Indeed. But when I was at my parents' place, my brother turned on this movie while I was tooling around on the computer -- most likely posting here -- and he said, "Watch this. ..." And there went the scene I described. I thought this might have been that movie. Sadly, I just wasted a little bit more of everyone's life.

Carry on.

 

That's Jarhead, an actual good movie.

 

That sounds familiar. Thanks. My brother's a dumb fucker, but he doesn't usually waste his precious time watching shitty movies.

 

And for god's sake, play the right music!

 

Sorry Chappy. I've got to do it my way. (Blowing up bad guys while listening to Loverboy).

Didn't they make like three or four of these movies? Iron Eagle is no Top Gun (That's right, Ice Man, I am dangerous - especially when playing beach volleyball)

 

I've never heard of this movie.

You know, regardless of how much time I spend on here, I always feel better about my life that I haven't spent that much time watching really shitty movies.

 

If it makes you feel any better, Navy Seals is on now.

 

Ooooh, Navy Seals.

 

Charlie Sheen at his finest.

 

I'm with Doc in the blue font department. But what was worse: Gedrick trying to play a hotshot fighter pilot or Gedrick trying to play an up-and-coming Mafia hit man and boss in that TV movie mini-series when he bags Darryl Hannah?

 

Especially knowing his real last name is Gedroic. He graduated two years behind my dad at Gordon Tech High School in Chicago. He looks ri-goddamn-diculous in his yearbook photo.

 

Then there was the car wash sex scene with Ally MacBeal ...