Cellphone ban in schools?

We don't need cell phones in schools, we need the tossed-salad man in schools.

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!

Excellent.

 

Thank you, it was the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title.

 

Trying to stop or limit cell phone use is barbaric and inhumane.
It's easy to forget that 20 years ago hundreds of millions of people died every hour because they didn't have constant, direct communication access to everyone.
Do we really want to return to the Dark Ages?

 

Thank you for being the voice of reason.

 

You have a trainer?

 

Yep! I had my sixth session with her yesterday. I have seven more to go.

Thanks for asking, Buck. Had any quesadillas recently?

 

No, I'm more of a taco type of guy.
It was the crazy drug addict ahead of me in line at the taco truck who was getting the quesadlla.
So what's with the trainer? Are you like a celebrity or something now?
Have you adopted a Southeast Asian or African baby, too?

 

Ha! No, just trying to shape up. And since I have no knowledge of anything involving weights or fitness, thought it was prudent.