Celebrity Apprentice

The good thing is she'll see it coming!!!!

 

I dunno, it's a hunch, I guess. I didn't think Trace Adkins had a clue, shows ya what I know.

 

God bless Gary and his love of cocaine. Wow.

I see Hatch sticking around because he's good TV. Every show needs a villain, and he's it. I say Meat and Rich are contenders. I barely know who any of the women are.

Mostly, the premiere made me hungry for a slice of authentic NYC pizza.

 

Hatch was basically invisible in the second episode. Mark McGrath also strikes me as a guy who might be a contender, Jon Rich brought a lot to the table again. Women were a dysfunctional mess, somebody better get the stones to stand up to Star Jones or she will run roughshod over that team. Never seen a deaf person as pissed as Marlee Matlin was during that little brainstorming session they had.

 

i didn't realize dionne warwick was such a bitch

 

McGrath is one of those guys who you want to hate and then you hear him interviewed and you realize that he's as self-deprecating as you get and just comes across like a really good guy.

 

It's high, it's deep... and it's over the wall!

 

What in the world is up with Jose Canseco's eyes? They're like little pinpoints. I can't be the only one who has noticed this.

 

I don't know that roids make you blink constantly.

 

Apparently, blue contact lenses: