Celebrating my "60th" birthday ...

Get him drunk and he acts about 25. And we've had some gooood times over the past few years.

 

Happy Birthday!!! Has AARP mailed you anything yet?
Your birthday cake better be from Cold Stone Creamery

 

And everyone here is on notice: the mother of all birthday parties will be in NYC in September '09.

And Happy Birthday, HH.

 

Are you guaranteeing you and HC are coming down here then?

 

I'm in.

 

You damn well better be!

 

I'll be there.

 

Happy birthday ... happy birthday. Sin and sorrow everywhere, people dying, we don't care, happy birthday ... happy birthday.

That's all this 60-year-old fossil has to say.

 

Mr Henry,

I started lying about my age -- lying up, when I was 26. I told people I was 28 because I thought they'd take me more seriously. Didn't work, but oh well. Stayed 28 until I was 28, and then told people I was 30, because I figured I was going to be thirtysomething for a lot longer than I was going to stay twentysomething. And I've done the same on and off ever since.

YHS (DOB 25/9/56), etc

 

Henry: You're just lying about your age so you can get those discounts for 60-plus people at discount department stores

 

Yes. Bastards.

 

Henry: As somebody who turned 50 almost three years ago, you don't start to get the discounts until you are 55 (that's usually food at restaurants for smaller portions).