CBSSports.com: Jim Calhoun taking medical leave of absence

Nothing more than a breaking news alert on top of the homepage. No link yet. Can't be good news though, considering his medical past.

 

INJURY REPORT

OUT: Huskies: Calhoun (team sucks)

 

no no no. that's Coach K.

 

"It is my recommendation that coach Calhoun take a medical leave from his coaching position to address some temporary medical issues, none of which involve any previous medical conditions that he has dealt with," said his physician, Dr. Peter Schulman of the University of Connecticut Health Center.

 

Temporary medical issue = Team is giving him the redass

 

Coming tonight: Three newscasts which open with live shots of reporters standing in front of the UConn Health Center.

 

Medical brain trust confirms fact that Calhoun's looked like shit all season.

 

Better to travel to Farmington than all the way out to Storrs, though.

 

Did losing to Michigan make him ill?

Seriously, I hope this isn't a serious deal for Calhoun.

 

Jesus. Doesn't he do this every year? Just quit, dude, before you freaking die.

 

Calhoun, Meyer ... related illnesses.

STORRS, CONN -- Sources have told The Associated Press that two high-profile college coaches share a rare disorder known as asshat-edness.

 

Vegas should put out prop bets on the length of the LOA's for Calhoun and Meyer.