CBI/NIT recaps?

Is the AP moving CBI/NIT caps tonight? The Bradley/Cincy game has been over for a bit, but they haven't moved anything yet.

 

^AM-NIT Capsules, a0680
^Eds: Will be updated
^
^The Associated Press
^
^BLACKSBURG, Va. -- With the economy heading into the toilet and plentiful access to Internet porn,
^people somehow still paid cash money to watch Virginia Tech prison rape Morgan State 94-62 Wednesday
^evening in the opening round of the MasterCard NIT Tournament.
^The game was also live televised on ESPN Classic without any apparent hint of irony, although a good 75
^percent of airtime was spent on the broadcast crew's NCAA projections and talk of the New York Yankees'
^exhibition against the Hokies baseball team earlier in the week.
^UAB 80, Va. Commonwealth 77
^RICHMOND, Va. -- The Blazers wet their pants at the free-throw line time and again but managed to hang
^on in a game of interest only to those suffering from terminal 80s Sun Belt nostalgia.
^MORE

 

YOU'RE HIRED!!!!!

 

Hahaha.

 

Can't wait for the writethru.

 

Outstanding work, dixiehack.

 

Hats off to Dixiehack!

If I may ...

AM-CBI Capsules, a0680
^Eds: Will be updated
^
^The Associated Press
^
^PEORIA, Ill. -- Bradley defeated Cincinn ... aw for Christ sakes ... who gives a fuck? Do you really think your readers give a fuck?
Flog yourself for even wasting your news hole on the CBI, and fill this space with the burro-sized cock you lovingly slurp for even entertaining the notion of CBI capsules.
Or run Litke. He's probably writing about the Olympic medley relay or something. Your choice.

 

Oh they're moving it! Good things take time my friend.

 

CBI recaps?

Seriously?

 

They were on my budget. They did not get in.

 

What?

 

I'm confused also.