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cat sends owner to hospital

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by EStreetJoe, Mar 11, 2007.

  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member


    'Berserk' house cat sends owner to hospital
    POSTED: 4:52 a.m. EDT, March 11, 2007

    that's just part of the story
  2. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Idaho was unavailable for comment? >.<
  3. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    Paging Sportschick...
  4. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    My cats had nothing to do with this
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Nor mine.

    But the scratch marks on my arms would indicate otherwise.
  6. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    If cats were bigger they would eat their owners.
  7. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    If mine was bigger, he'd eat you. Thing HATES, HATES men.
  8. Bullrog

    Bullrog Member

  9. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I thought cats loved people that hated cats? Weird beasts they are.
  10. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    It wasn't my cat either. Although my cat has been known to try to bite if you irritate him by trying to pet him too much.

    Besides cats view themselves as the masters and the humans as their pets. After all, all the cat has to meow and the person will likely: feed it, give it more water, clean the litter box, or play with it. So its the cat bossing the person around.
  11. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I don't really like cats. In fact, I might as well be ALF. But now it's my life's ambition to charm the shit out of this man-hating cat, just to right this obvious wrong. I'm going to use all of my old Navy tricks for this mission.
  12. Simple solution for the owner:

    1. Burlap sack
    2. 2-3 bricks
    3. Bridge over deep water [/hondo]
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