Cast "Bonds", the movie

What you talkin' 'bout Selig?

 

WTF?

 

If, by WTF you mean Why That Face, come up with your own suggestion. I didn't say I was any good at casting; just figured someone had to play Selig.

At least I spelled Pesci correctly.

 

Selig:

 

Now we're getting somewhere!

 

Before:


After:

 

Cuba Gooding Jr. as Bonds (neither one of them can act)
Richard Moll (Bull from "Night Court") as Selig
Tom Selleck as Bruce Bochy
Rosie O'Donnell as Victor Conte. Why the f&$( not.

 

Anyone else have this card?

 

Bud Selig: Ted McGinley

 

Barry Bonds: Bobby Lashley (he might have to juice a bit beforehand though)

 

AND IN HIS DEBUT FILM, INTRODUCING JOSE CANSECO AS GREG ANDERSON!