Case 1,223,393 of Where The F*** Were These Women When I Was In HS

I had a student teacher in my ninth-grade english class was simply stunning. 'Course, what did I know? I was 14. There was nothing remotely close to this hot.

 

Is that with Captain Stabbin?

 

My pal got an eyeful of his kid's fourth-grade teacher at a recent parents' night. "If my teacher looked like that, I never would have made it to fifth grade," he said.

 

I actually had a hot science teacher in high school. She was around 26-28 and was the swim coach.
I still remember a few times I had missed class and she asked if I wanted to make up the work, I could meet her before school at the pool. I had assumed it was during her team's practice or some shit.
I never went, but one day I asked one of the swimmers about their practice and she said they've never practiced in the morning. The teacher usually arrived a couple hours early before school and swam in the pool for a while to relax before the day.

I still kick myself. But, knowing myself the way I do, I'm sure if I'd have shown up, I was getting a Xerox'd test, a scantron and a No. 2 pen.

 

I brought my PENCIL! Give me something to write on!

 

Had a math teacher in high school who was a gorgeous, big-titted blonde. She was was short, maybe 5-4, and wore short skirts.
At times we had to go up and write math problems on the board for the whole class. Every guy would write their problem at the very top of the chalkboard and make a mistake on purpose.
When she would correct the mistake, she had to reach way up there to do it and her skirt rose accordingly. And about 10 guys would drop their pencils on the floor and have to lean down to pick them up and try to catch a glimpse of what the skirt wasn't covering anymore.

 

Dear Penthouse.........

nicely done, kids.

 

The only hot teacher in my high school was the girlfriend of a catcher in the Cubs' system. She taught dumb-kid math, like Algebra 1, part 1 (because apparently it's so hard you need two years of it). I remember being honestly upset I was advanced.