Case 1,223,393 of Where The F*** Were These Women When I Was In HS

NSFW, or the front of the computer monitor.

http://www.celebridiot.com/2008/04/30/tiffany-shepherd-fired-for-a-bikini/

 

I might have done well in biology. Eh, who am I kidding?

 

Eggscellent

 

Oh the teachers were there, Simon. It was just you!

 

It WAS me, no doubt.

But I can unequivocally assert that they were NOT there.

Not mutually exclusive.

 

In my high school years, there were only two or three teachers worthy of any attention like that. One was from Buffalo and had one of the most hideous accents I've ever heard. The next was a chemistry teacher, head of the drill team and a former Derrick Doll (the Houston Oilers cheerleaders). The third was my history teacher and actually pretty cute. Her last name? Nail.

BWUHAHAHAHA!

 

I never had any hot teachers at any level of schooling. I feel so deprived.

 

Yep, I looked at the Smokin' em Charters website. They actually offer regular fishing outings too.

 

But how many of us ended up going to college with smoking hot chicks who were looking to become teachers? I want to know where they ended up.

 

Eastern Illinois U.

 

Apparently we all should've went to high school in Florida ... good lord, beats the hell out of my stoner bio teacher whose hands shook when he tried to dissect a frog.

 

Gotta love Port Saint Lucie...