Carson Palmer - fire your agent

MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

This is the man who already has the Cornhole Classic as his charity event. Nothing can faze him.

 

Unavailable for comment:

 

Fixed.

 

Wow. Just wow.

 

Is that the player who did gay pron?

 

Wow, that is hilarious. I needed a laugh.

 

Kinda relevent -- an SE I worked for several years ago did a media tour of the new local MLB park. One of our photogs went along and they did a "Foods of the ballpark" spread, witha four-column shot of SE opening wide just like the winsome Mr. Palmer above. The next day, the two of us ran into the mayor, who said he had made sure to distribute copies at the local jail. A couple of years later, we did a feature on the Mayor, who was the PA announcer at a local high school, and the same photographer got a shot of him with his mouth open in front of this big phallic-looking mike.

One cannot underestimate the entertainment value of this line of work ...

 

Yes. Kaz Tadano.

 

That poor bastard. I'll bet he shit his pants when that bit of info got out.

 

As long as it wasn't on film.