Carol Burnett to Play The Joker in Next Batman

"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not."

 

Looks like a double helping of forehead.

 

Osama Bin Laden without his burka

 

So incredibly sad to see these beautiful iconic women mess up their faces. Hey ladies, no one is going to think you're 30 again. I have friends who have always been so stunning....then they got into their 40s and started messing with everything. Now when they walk into the room, instead of people saying 'Who's that beautiful woman?' everyone says 'Man, how much work did she have??'

And on that note:

 

She got butchered by some quack.

 

But when you're Priscilla Presley, you're not going to some quack, you're going to someone with a reputation you trust or your friends trust. It can happen to anyone, and way too often, it does.

 

But this shit is way beyond injecting a little shit in your face to take a wrinkle out, right?

These are all knife jobs, right?