Carmen Electra

You know, I kind of like the Taco Bell commercial with Carmen. Guy's sitting in the living room bragging he used to date Carmen Electra, everyone else is saying what a liar, and suddenly there's Carmen on the back patio trying to open the sliding door.

Yo quiero Carmen.

 

Dang. I missed the day where Carmen Electra was "relevant."

 

TMI buddy. TMI...

 

MIAMI (AP) - Carmen Electra was spotted getting out of a Hummer limo on New Year's Eve with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in South Beach. None of the hoes were wearing underwear. Check Break.com for video lowlights.

Carry on. Nothing NEW to see there.

 

every one of you would still hit it.

 

Anal-sexed by Dennis Rodman (according to a spot she did on Howard "God I want to puke" Stern) ... I'll pass.

If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

 

Thanks for the image, Orville.

Yeah, I like my slutty MTV babes/Prince finds/calendar girls a little more wholesome and chaste.

 

Sorry, Couldn't help it.

 

Just strikes me as funny that Prince had her change her name from Tara Patrick, given the other woman who has become famous using that very name (though I think the first name is spelled differently).

Amazingly enough, the former Tara Patrick is probably just as scary from a disease standpoint as the current Ms. Patrick, the porn star.

 

Given that porno people are supposedly tested monthly, Tera's probably cleaner than Carmen. (And probably more choosy about her sex partners, too.)

 

I could be wrong, but I could swear that singled out (we're talking about the dating show that was on MTV in the mid-90's right?) was hosted by Jenny McCarthy, not Carmen Electra. Either way, they're both rather attractive.

 

Hosted by both. McCarthy was first.