Car crashes into fighter jet, 2 killed

Kirtland AFB here in ABQ had four of these incidents in February alone -- and one guy got away.

KAFB responded to 4 security threats in Feb.

 

Sorry Ghostrider, the pattern is full.

 

Stupid, cheap SafeJet insurance!

 

The story I read said the car hit one of the horizontal stabilizers. That made me instantly think decapitation for the one at the scene. Severe head injuries for the other.

I'm waiting for the toxicology report though. Must be wacky weed to make them try to hit that wing.

 

Insured by The General.

 

More teasing than misleading, usually.

"Car hits fighter jet . . you won't believe what happens next!"

 

Was Sandra Bullock the driver?

 

I absolutely ***HATE*** that shit. And if you are interested enough in it to actually clicking on it, you probably get drawn into 37 photos, each of which requires another click. You know how I now respond to those? When I see links like that: I either say out loud, mumble, or silently yell "FUCK YOU!"

Probably should follow that with "Get off my lawn!"

Fuck, I have become a grumpy old man.

 

Not to get too far off base, but Yahoo "news" consistently posts ancient click bait. Went through one about actors who were box office "poison" and Ryan Reynolds was on the list, nothing on Deadpool - looked at the date, it was two years old. Yahoo is also the leading purveyor of dead people "suddenly" dying again.

 

That driver wrote a check his body couldn't cash.