Candlelight Vigil for Colorado Springs

Almost had my own jogging/George Brett event this evening. Two miles from home in a residential neighborhood.

 

Update!

https://deadspin.com/colorado-springs-police-beg-us-to-stop-calling-about-th-1819084370

 

They just don't give a shi...

 

Had the afternoon off today for some car repairs and other errands, and went across the street for lunch at a new authentic-ish Mexican restaurant. It was very good.

About 90 minutes later, I took my daughter to her doctor for an athletic physical, and we were in the waiting room when those rumblings hit me. Hard. Just as I start to wonder where the nearest bathroom is, we get called back. They do her height/weight/BP in the little hallway, and I spot a bathroom right there. I find out which room they will be heading to, then duck in there. And drop a freaking nuclear bomb on that place. One of those cold sweat poops, where one of your legs shakes and you just lose all control for a stretch. I courtesy flushed, then flushed twice more and washed my hands for a good 2 minutes.

As I opened the door, there was practically a fog that left the bathroom with me. The stench was what you'd expect to get from a dead, rotting skunk that had eaten a bowl of maggots and then was gutted and left in 120-degree heat for a week.

Got through the physical, and when we exited the exam room, every nurse in that place at the big communal desk was shooting daggers at me with their eyes.

So I guess it was a productive day.

 

Guess it doesn't just BurnWhenYouPee, it BurnsWhenYouPoop, too.

 

Ever taken a dump where it felt like you slept for 12 hours?

 

Mad Pooper has moved east!

https://nypost.com/2017/12/13/cops-hunt-for-suspect-pooping-on-neighborhood-lawns/

 

I suspect Peter Sagal.

When Lower Tract Issues Sabotage Your Run

 

New Jersey pooper busted!

One New Jersey township was having a bit a poop problem recently. Someone was repeatedly taking a dump at the football field and track complex at Holmdel High School. The police said it was happening “on a daily basis.”

So a school cop and others began monitoring the area. Though the pooper eluded them for a while, on Monday the cops finally caught the pooper: A superintendent from a different high school district.

! ! !

https://deadspin.com/mystery-high-s...low&utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook

 

BUMP...
Aussies had resort to a night vision camera to catch their "Poop Jogger."

https://nypost.com/2018/05/18/neighbors-night-vision-camera-catches-poop-jogger-in-the-act/

 

Serial farter in the West Village! He keeps cropdusting folks all the time.

https://pagesix.com/2018/07/31/theres-a-serial-farter-on-the-loose-in-the-west-village/