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Canadian Sex Party!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Oct 16, 2007.

  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    (No, this doesn't involve Boots and/or JDV)
    Are any of our friends north of the border members of this Party?

    http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20071015/sexparty_post_071015/20071015?hub=TopStories

    Sex Party challenges Canada Post over flyer
    A small Canadian political party that promotes sexual freedom argued on Monday for more freedom in what can be sent through the mail, on Monday.

    The Sex Party, based out of Vancouver, complained in Federal Court that Canada Post unjustly refused to distribute their political flyers during the 2006 federal election.

    Canada Post described the material as pornographic and refused to distribute it.

    Check out the party platform: http://www.thesexparty.ca/about-us/platform-federal (other parts of the site may be NSFW)
    * The Sex Party would pass legislation requiring all public parks and beaches larger than one hectare to designate areas reserved for nudists.
    * Criminal sanctions against sex workers are within federal responsibility. The Sex Party would implement the recommendations of the Fraser Committee with respect to the repeal of laws prohibiting consensual, adult sex work in private
    * Federal criminal law prohibits anal sex between individuals younger than 18 or in sexual activity involving more than two people. Such prohibitions are unreasonable. The Sex Party would repeal them.
     
  2. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    I expected pictures of Elliotte.
     
  3. Flash

    Flash Guest

    President, reporting for duty ... what?
     
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    The front page of the forum read" Canadian Sex Party" and "Flash". So you can imagine my disappointment...
     
  5. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    There's a Monty Python skit in there somewhere.
     
  6. Flash

    Flash Guest

    The invitations are going next week. Just not by Canada Post.
     
  7. bydesign77

    bydesign77 Active Member

    Would this mean that the new Canadian PM would stand poised?
     
  8. Flash

    Flash Guest

    That isn't a stack of quarters Harper has in his pants, you know.
     
  9. JR

    JR Active Member

    This is almost as good as the old Rhinoceros Party which ran candidates in Federal Elections from the mid 60's to the early 90's.

    Some platforms:

    Repealing the law of gravity

    Paving Manitoba to create the world's largest parking lot

    Providing higher education by building taller schools

    Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages

    Tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset

    Making Montreal the Venice of North America by damming the St. Lawrence River[

    Abolishing the environment because it's too hard to keep clean and it takes up so much space

    Annexing the United States, which would take its place as the third territory, after the Yukon and the Northwest Territories (Nunavut did not yet exist) in Canada's backyard, in order to eliminate foreign control of Canada's natural resources



    Ending crime by abolishing all laws[13]
     
  10. Flash

    Flash Guest

    We really should have done this one.
     
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Manitoba isn't paved?
     
  12. JR

    JR Active Member

    Not to mention: a lobster in every pot. :)
     
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