Canada doesn't know how to wipe its butt

The woman doesn't have time to teach her kids the basic stuff like what a cookie sheet is, but she has time to write a book?

It's called chores. Each and every kid should have them. If they're "too busy" for chores, that means some extracurricular needs to go.

 

No more watching the Vikings on Sunday then....

 

As long as it can kiss mine, we'll all get along just fine.

 

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My kids know what a cookie sheet is. They know how to boil water, how to cook, how to wash dishes, how to scrub the bathroom, how to dust, do laundry and the rest. And they have their extracurriculars, so

And the Vikings are playing Monday. Against Green Bay.

 

I learned how to do all that stuff.

I just choose not to do any of it.

 

Do you at least wipe your ass?

 

OF course he does. He's not Canadian

 

How does someone get scruvy in the 21st Century?

 

Lack of vitamin C... there's only so much in hot sauce to prevent scruvy..

 

On the list of things to get in the 21st century I think scurvy is among the least problematic. And hell if it wipes out a few of the stupider people out there the human gene pool will be all the better.

 

How do you prevent dropsy?

(setting up an obvious T.O. joke)

 

No love for rickets?