"Can you swallow the King?"

http://gawker.com/5301856/burger-king-shuns-subtlety-in-ads-for-super-seven-incher-sandwich?skyline=true&s=x


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The mayo is a nice touch.

 

Reason No. 137 why not to eat at Burger King

 

Would that be an honest-to-goodness tubesteak?

 

At least now we know what led to this...

 

Just trying to keep up with the Quizno's TV ad for their 'Torpedo' where the oven tells the guy to "put it in me."

 

Saw that ad in Singapore, of all places.

We can't be more than two or three years away from someone just doing away with all pretense and running ads with attractive, naked women holding/using the product in question.

 

That ad makes me hungry in confusing ways.

 

Those might be the weirdest ads ever. I really don't know what the people who came up with them were thinking.

 

I know exactly what they were thinking about, and it wasn't anything to do with fast food.

 

Fellatio aside, that is the ugliest damn burger I have ever seen.

I guess they were trying to give the public what a $10 a pop crack whore experiences just trying to get by.

 

Well, yeah. But with a talking oven?