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Can you burp on command?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Shaggy, Aug 18, 2007.


Can you burp on command?

  1. Yes.

    26 vote(s)
  2. No.

    11 vote(s)
  1. Shaggy

    Shaggy Guest

    I think we'll be surprised at how many can't.
  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    No. I'm not a gross, smelly boy.
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I can if I choke back some air and release, but I don't count that.
  4. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    It's easy. It's basically swallowing air.

    However, I can't do any of those loud shrill teeth whistles that third base coaches can always do.
  5. Shaggy

    Shaggy Guest

    I am incapable of swallowing air, despite all the advice my brothers gave me growing up.

    I absolutely can't do it.
  6. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    I don't get how someone can NOT swallow air. Isn't it the same as swallowing anything else.
    (worries about quote function vandals with all that swallowing in there)
  7. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Is a duck's ass waterproof?
  8. Highway 101

    Highway 101 Active Member


    And once received an ovation from folks at the bar of the Ebassy Suites after unleashing a best from the fifth floor after taking advantage of their happy hour.

    Booger's got nothing on me.

    Inhale..... abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzbitch
  9. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    My wife's cousin can belch the alphabet, a feat that never ceases to amaze me.

    I was always impressed with those guys on Stern who could fart on command.
  10. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

  11. Yes, I can belch on command. I also sit and fetch and rollover.
  12. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    It's one of my better conversational skills.
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