Can oop stop himself from posting on this thread?

The only drugs I use offset sobriety.

 

Getting this back on the rails ...

Hey OOP, remember me?



My departure from Pittsburgh was in no way, shape or form money-related.

 

Oy, again with the Pirates.

 

I'll take rhetorical questions for 400.

 

If oop were forced to argue with himself, would he a) be a self-hating bastard; b) spontaneously combust; c) both; d) neither?

 

Your response is laughable.

You know, three of OOP's quotes on the previous page were directed at you. Hazard a guess?

 

And the best part is that you're the one who is failing miserably at reading comprehension?

 

If you want to be stubborn rather than discuss the facts, so be it. My reading comprehension is just fine, thank you.

Have a good evening.

 

I have never been more proud.

 

My god. Is it too late to tell a certain poster to STFU?

 

How many roads must a man walk down before you could call him a man?

PS. The rapist would also have been a great category choice, even if that's getting away from the OOP theme.