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Can I use your microwave to reheat my nachos .... and, this penis?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Sep 14, 2006.

  1. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Microwaves of Dong?

    Hot dong, getcher hot dong.
  2. I give this about an eight minutes before it turns into a Mark Madden thread.
  3. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    $425 for a microwave??? Jesus.
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Hey, you don't zap what's yours in just any ole microwave.
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member


    I don't like endorsing a product, but it does come with it's own heating pad, which is "GUARANTEED to maintain body temperature for EIGHT HOURS!" We'd see far fewer incidents like this if more people knew.

    I'm just saying...
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    How long should you heat your penis in the microwave?

    I'm thinking 8 seconds outta do it.
  7. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    What's even funnier is not only does this lady cop to the charge, but she's very likely going to fail (or already has failed) the drug test that prompted the whole incident.
  8. Tommy_Dreamer

    Tommy_Dreamer Well-Known Member

    Wow, where's Onterrio Smith when you need him?
  9. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Stuff like this is why I love Pittsburgh.
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