Can I PLEASE get a list of all-state softball players?

Dear Ohio High School Fastpitch Softball Coaches Association,
Kindly take that short, stubby digit out of your posterior and, after cleaning it, provide us with the list of All-Ohio softball players.
I know weather pushed one of the four title games to Sunday (June 6), but it is now Thursday (June 10) and your Web site only lists last year's All-Ohio players. However, I know the list was compiled some time ago because a local coach sent an E-mail on May 26 listing the honors for his players, one of whom made the Division III first team.
Once you give us the list, you have my blessing on sticking your digit back where it was.
Thanks,
fossywriter8

 

Have you considered calling them rather than just waiting for the Web site to be updated?

 

killjoy

 

Valid question.
Yes, I called and was referred to said coach. Said coach was also upset about it not being updated, and he only has his division's list.

 

Try groveling. Coaches like that.

 

fossywriter...you have email

 

Just use the one coach's list and fill in the rest with "Some Fucker."