Can Devin Hester cure all diseases known to man?

Sorry pallister, if they don't get 2 TDs from Hester and/or the D, they can't win because:

REX GROSSMAN SUCKS!

 

The Bears will win their first playoff game, Spnited, because as you know better than anyone, the cast of NFC wild card contenders SUCKS far worse than Rex Grossman.

Right now, I think the no. 4 seed would be Seattle, which got its ass absolutely handed to it by the Bears in Sept.

And what if the Giants go to Soldier Field in January? Those Krispy Kremes would get manhandled. That would be a blowout of Bears-Patriots Super Bowl proportions.

The Bears should get into the NFC title game by accident. And if it's Bears vs. Cowboys, I like the Bears' chances of pressuring Romo enough to do just enough to win it.

 

In other words, BYH, the only thing that sucks worse than Rex Grossman is the rest of the NFC!

 

Could Devin Hester run so far with a kickoff that even Devin Hester couldn't catch him?

 

I'll be in Chicago for NFC championship game weekend. I must go pray now.

 

Too bad there won't be a game there. The Cowboys and Saints will be playing in New Orleans.



EDIT: For my man, shot!

 

(tapping foot furiously)

 

Devin Hester is going to run fast enough to break the space-time continuum, go back to the summer of 1869 and ruin Spnited's evening down at the drive-in.

 

Hopefully your NFL playoff predictions turn out better than your postseason baseball picks.

There were drive-ins in the 19th century?

 

The Bears ain't going to the Super Bowl because Grossman will make the mistake that costs them their first or second playoff game.

We're gonna have a Saints-Chargers Super Bowl.

 

Bryan Adams says there were.

 

The Saints? And the Schottenheimer-led Chargers? The world would end by the coin toss.