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Can a Jedi lightsaber cut through Superman?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by andyouare?, Feb 6, 2008.

  1. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    This guy says no.


  2. I actually saw this sometime last week and got a kick out of it. It would have to do some kind of damage, I think. Oh well.
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Pre-crisis Superman?
  4. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    A Jedi light saber made of kryptonite? That. Could. Do. Damage.
  5. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Do you even really want to know?

    Paging Piotr Rasputin (the man can even outgeek me, which isn't easy).

    In his absence, the short answer is Superman has been powered down over time. The original could move planets. He was revamped in the '80s and then DC cleaned up a lot of its history in an "event" known as Crisis on Infinite Earths.
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    Seriously though, reminds me of that conversation in Clerks (I think) about how Superman's super sperm would blow a hole in Lois Lane's uterus.
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    OK. That's cool. I was worried that Clark Kent might have been downsized at the Daily Planet.
  8. But, has anyone answered the age-old questions?

    Does Superman possess super humor?
    And what about Ironman? Is he wearing underwear in there?
  9. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    "Now the nerds have congregated for the ceremonial banging of the plastic toys. This is what a nerd circle jerk looks like." :D

  10. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Maybe Kevin Smith asked the question in the first place. Dialogue research for Mallrats 2.
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    You don't pull on Superman's cape.
  12. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    A kryptonite light saber wouldn't even have to do any "cutting". After the swoosh of it being turned on, it would be all over.
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