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Call your mom ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dog428, Apr 2, 2007.

  1. dog428

    dog428 Active Member

    and thank her. Because you could've had this sick bitch:


    TAYLOR, Mich. (April 1) - A 33-year-old woman faced arraignment Sunday on charges alleging she offered to let an undercover investigator take pornographic photos of her 7-year-old daughter and have sex with the girl, authorities said.

    The woman was arrested Friday after taking the girl to a hotel in Romulus, near Detroit Metropolitan Airport, where she had agreed to meet the investigator, the Wayne County sheriff's department said.

    Authorities said the woman offered to let the investigator take the photos for a fee and, when she met with him, discussed being paid in exchange for sex with the child, the Detroit Free Press reported.

    "This is truly a horrifying case," Sheriff Warren Evans said in a statement. "To think that a woman would offer up her own daughter in this way impossible to comprehend."
  2. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    A bridge over deep water, a burlap sack and a ton of bricks would be too good for that woman.

    I'm thinking she would be dropped into the ocean near a known shark population (like the Farallon Islands off the California coast) along with 100 gallons of chum.
  3. girl friday

    girl friday Member

    You have succeeded in making me nauseous. Thanks.

    And the shark death is too quick for this woman. We need something slower. More painful.
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I wonder how many cops who work child abuse/sex crimes are raging alcoholics? There's no way I could go undercover on a job like that and not be totally screwed up by what I would see on a regular basis.
  5. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Starman, please pick up the white courtesy phone. Starman to white courtesy phone.
  6. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Tie her upside down to a tree with her hands tied behind her back and place her head in a burlap sack with rabid rats?
  7. dog428

    dog428 Active Member

  8. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Anything that takes less than, say, a year to kill her is too nice.

    Do the North Korea-James Bond scorpion venom thing from now until Spring Break 2008.

    Then just push her off the top of a tall building.
  9. girl friday

    girl friday Member

    Fire ants. I like the idea of fire ants.

    (well, for this woman.)
  10. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    How do we know this 7-year-old isn't demonstraightably, provable hot ... or whatever it is JDV says? .... My phone just rang. It was hell confirming my reservations.
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