Call the fire dept if you have an erection in a metalpipe lasting over 4 hours,

Never thought I'd type these words, but a man got his schlong stuck in a metal pipe, the hospital couldn't get it out because he was aroused, and the fire department was called.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6946257/Mans-penis-removed-from-pipe.html

 

Pipe or not, I'm pretty sure the idea of a metal grinder being operated around my nether regions would do the trick of slaying any arousal.

 

If you hire a pipe layer, you'd better keep him busy.

 

I guess poor Flick never learned his lesson.

 

It was a million to one shot, Doc.

 

It's great that the orignal post came from a guy with Beavis as his avatar, just because of the "pipe! pipe!" episode of Beavis and Butthead.

 

Watch last week's episode of "Modern Family" and the adulation for firefighters; hilarious.

 

I was thinking the same thing, Cosmo.

 

Funny thing was, after I posted it, I recalled the B & B movie where the cops want Beavis' pants, and Beavis asks, "Why does everyone want to see my schlong?"

I didn't realize until after I posted that I used the same term.

 

Saw that. Yes it was. Love that show.

 

So that's what "laying pipe" meant.

 

A picnic table in Bellevue, Ohio, is now jealous. [/crossthread]

Just click the link -- no, no video, just a story.
http://www.sanduskyregister.com/articles/2008/06/20/front/798623.txt