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Call the fire dept if you have an erection in a metalpipe lasting over 4 hours,

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Baron Scicluna, Jan 7, 2010.

  1. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Never thought I'd type these words, but a man got his schlong stuck in a metal pipe, the hospital couldn't get it out because he was aroused, and the fire department was called.

  2. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Pipe or not, I'm pretty sure the idea of a metal grinder being operated around my nether regions would do the trick of slaying any arousal.
  3. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    If you hire a pipe layer, you'd better keep him busy.
  4. spup1122

    spup1122 New Member


    I guess poor Flick never learned his lesson.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    It was a million to one shot, Doc.
  6. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    It's great that the orignal post came from a guy with Beavis as his avatar, just because of the "pipe! pipe!" episode of Beavis and Butthead.
  7. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    Watch last week's episode of "Modern Family" and the adulation for firefighters; hilarious.
  8. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    I was thinking the same thing, Cosmo.
  9. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Funny thing was, after I posted it, I recalled the B & B movie where the cops want Beavis' pants, and Beavis asks, "Why does everyone want to see my schlong?"

    I didn't realize until after I posted that I used the same term.
  10. Second Thoughts

    Second Thoughts Active Member

    Saw that. Yes it was. Love that show.
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    So that's what "laying pipe" meant.
  12. fossywriter8

    fossywriter8 Active Member

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