Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow

Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place "Moe's'' you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?

Homer: [thinks] Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?

[aloud] It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

[thinks] Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.

 

Different one here:

Marge is babysitting Flanders' kids.

Flanders: Are Rod and Todd in the land of nod?

 

Haha that one was just on a night or two ago.

Bart: "Tell him you're gay!"

Rod (or Todd): "I'm gay, daddy! I'm gay!"

 

"Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who does driveaways! This is Tony Plow...from Leave It To Beaver."

[pause]

"Yeah, they were gay."

 

My favorite line in Mr. Plow is: "... And now we play the waiting game. ... The waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos."

 

"Oh, thank you, Mr. Plow! Now, my store can remain open!"

[Car screeches to stop in front of store; crook cocks gun]

"Let's do it!"

 

snowing here in atlanta.

traffic coming home was...interesting. hi, folks, i know bob-n-weave at 80 mph is the MO in our faire city, but that in wintery-mix conditions = fail + the country laughing at our massive car pileups.

 

"At the very top there's a $10,000 dollar bill."

"Wait a minute...which president is on it?"

"All of them. They are having a party! Jimmy Carter's past out on the couch."

 

But line in the episode.


[long, drawn out Mr. Plow commercial in which it says nothing about snow plowing]

Lisa: Dad, was that your commercial?

Homer, in a very scared, whiny voice: I don't know!

 

Mr. Plow is one of my favorite episodes.

 

Two inches of snow here this morning. As usual, it was Amateur Hour out on the highway.

 

"Oh, I guess you're only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer...ha...the only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Merriwether or Eartha Kitt. And I didn't need a molded plastic suit to improve my physique *Taps chest* Pure West. and how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?"