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Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Jan 16, 2008.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place "Moe's'' you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?

    Homer: [thinks] Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?

    [aloud] It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

    [thinks] Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.

  2. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Different one here:

    Marge is babysitting Flanders' kids.

    Flanders: Are Rod and Todd in the land of nod?
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Haha that one was just on a night or two ago.

    Bart: "Tell him you're gay!"

    Rod (or Todd): "I'm gay, daddy! I'm gay!"
  4. Dangerous_K

    Dangerous_K Active Member

    "Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who does driveaways! This is Tony Plow...from Leave It To Beaver."


    "Yeah, they were gay."
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    My favorite line in Mr. Plow is: "... And now we play the waiting game. ... The waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos."
  6. D-Backs Hack

    D-Backs Hack Guest

    "Oh, thank you, Mr. Plow! Now, my store can remain open!"

    [Car screeches to stop in front of store; crook cocks gun]

    "Let's do it!"
  7. king cranium maximus IV

    king cranium maximus IV Active Member

    snowing here in atlanta.

    traffic coming home was...interesting. hi, folks, i know bob-n-weave at 80 mph is the MO in our faire city, but that in wintery-mix conditions = fail + the country laughing at our massive car pileups.
  8. Dangerous_K

    Dangerous_K Active Member

    "At the very top there's a $10,000 dollar bill."

    "Wait a minute...which president is on it?"

    "All of them. They are having a party! Jimmy Carter's past out on the couch."
  9. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    But line in the episode.

    [long, drawn out Mr. Plow commercial in which it says nothing about snow plowing]

    Lisa: Dad, was that your commercial?

    Homer, in a very scared, whiny voice: I don't know!
  10. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Mr. Plow is one of my favorite episodes.
  11. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Two inches of snow here this morning. As usual, it was Amateur Hour out on the highway.
  12. Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell

    Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell Active Member

    "Oh, I guess you're only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer...ha...the only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Merriwether or Eartha Kitt. And I didn't need a molded plastic suit to improve my physique *Taps chest* Pure West. and how come Batman doesn't dance anymore, remember the Bat-tussi?"
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