Call for an intern

stop being so sensatib it was all in fun. i'm unwinding from a hellish day. a niagara of sarcasm is seaping out right now.

and you should know i have no venom toward you. he'll, i'll tumble for ya.

 

out of the blue no less.

 

great, you quote me with after i used incorrect grammar. good job there, petty boy.

"every day animals are abused, beaten and neglected." -- sarah maclaughlin.

 

dude, why do you hate me?

 

i don't hate you. in fact i wanna take in a movie with you at the Diana theater in amsterdam, if you know what i mean. snicker snicker.

"hey, baby, think you'd want me to give you an athletic massage?"

 

no, i don't know for sure what you mean, but at this point in the conversation, i want to say: "ok, but you have to wear the dress."

 

you'd be the bootser and i'd be the neighborly bootsee? do i get to play the tambourine?

 

shit. oh god that is quality stuff. should we delete now or just leave it up?

 

Xan, if you didn't live so dang far north of the Mason-Dixon line, I'd be there in heartbeat, camera in hand.

Just FYI.

 

Where abouts in northern New England?

 

I am on my way just tell me when you want me to arrive.