Cal Ripken's mother kidnapped, found safe

Maybe something like :

"Cal Ripken is the founder of Cal Ripken Baseball and also played professionally with The Baltimore Orioles. "

Would be a better ending.

 

Cal Ripken, the older brother of Billy Ripken, who rose to fame in 1989 when be posed for a Fleer baseball card with the word "fuckface" written on the bat, had his mother kidnapped Wednesday.

 

Wait, Billy had his mom kidnapped? He ordered this? Shit, this story gets weirder and weirder.

 

Did it mention whether or not she's a lesbian?[/crossthread]

 

>>>Ripken described her abductor as a tall, thin white man with glasses<<<

 

Whew, based on that description, I thought maybe I had done it.

 

He's not thin anymore.