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Caddyshack Trivia Thread

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Oct 8, 2007.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    What 3 shots does Carl Spackler hit with his garden tool to the flowers?

    What is Judge Smails poem as he christens his boat?
  2. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat
    But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

    OK, Pookie!

    I christen thee The Flying WASP...

    Educated guess on the other question:

  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Very good.

    Now....a case of Fat Tire if you can give me the yardages he hit those clubs.
  4. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Oh man, I give up on that one. I've seen that movie at least 200 times, including once last week, and I still can't get that. I'm impressed I got the clubs right.

    Throw me a few more, and I'll see how I can do...
  5. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    The 2-iron was from 455.

    The 5-iron was from 350.

    The 8-iron was from 195.

    What's the name of the guy that shines the judges' shoes?
  6. hardin moose

    hardin moose Member

    Porterhouse, of course.
  7. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    What is the name of Judges' clerk for the summer?
  8. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    An easy one, what was the new hybrid turf Spackler developed?
  9. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Carl Spackler Bent.

    What kind of car was parked in the judge's spot?
  10. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Chuck Schick. From Harvard.
  11. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    A brown Audi. Have it towed away, chop chop!!!
  12. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    "Here...feel that. Know what that is? It's a hybrid... a cross between Kentucky bluegrass and California sensimillia. The nice thing about this stuff is, you can play 36 holes in the morning, take it home and get stoned off the bejesus on it. I got pounds of it in the back. Here, try this Bob Marley joint, CANNONBALL....."
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