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BYH >>>>>>> Boris Becker

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by poindexter, Nov 29, 2007.

  1. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Many of you years ago maybe heard about Boris Becker conceiving a child during a tryst in a restaurant cupboard.

    But did you know that Becker confirmed that the act took 5 seconds?

    Becker blamed the affair with the model on a drinking session. He told reporters that his defeat by Pat Rafter in the 1999 Wimbledon championship sent him on a drinking binge that led to the broom cupboard encounter. Despite denying the sexual act that led to his daughter’s birth, an act that was said to of lasted five seconds, a DNA paternity test proved that he was without doubt the girl’s father. “It wasn't even an affair," Becker said in a TV interview, “It was an act that lasted five seconds. I never saw her before and never saw her again afterwards…

    BYH: 60% more stamina than Wimbledon champion Boris Becker

    BYH: a real American Hero. Garret Anderson's one good eye winks in your general direction.
  2. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    As Alex from "A Clockwork Orange" would say, Becker enjoyed a little bit of the in-out action.
  3. Flash

    Flash Guest

    "an act that was said to of lasted five seconds"

    That's good writing, right there ... damn scientists.
  4. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Should of been phrased better.
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That is awesome.

    "Don't cry honey. At least I'm not Boris Becker!"

    Never did I realize back in 1985, when I was imitating Becker while swinging a tennis racket in the driveway, that I would one day be better than him at something.
  6. finishthehat

    finishthehat Active Member

    But was it good for her?
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    And if he was drunk the alcohol slowed him down.

    Sober, he would have lasted 3 seconds, but he would have remembered the model's name.

    So, BYH, you can hold your head up a little higher.
  8. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    If he could, his wife wouldn't cry herself to sleep every night.
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Fuck you asshole!!!

    Sometimes she takes a sleeping pill.
  10. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

  11. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    It's pretty sad when Al Bundy lasts six times longer than you do in the sack.
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