Buzz Bissinger spent $500,000+ on clothes....

Oh, and anybody who spends $500 on a tie has more money than brains. These pictures are proof that he also possesses far more money than he does fashion sense.

 

Uh, yeah, once you get to page four or five the story takes, um, quite a turn.

 

Story is now online: gqm.ag/YFvjwT

 

I like turning around and seeing the poor lost souls in the gulag of the higher rows. I hope they hate me, chattering chipmunks trying to figure out who the fuck is this poseur, or however it's said in Fashion Italian. Then again, I don't see them dressed to kill, in an $8,000 Gucci pony-hair jacket that no one else in the U.S. has and wax-coated black jeans, shiny and sheeny and sizzling.


Our boy Buzz is batshit crazy.

The meltdown, when it comes, will be spectacular.

 

And from the Twitter:

Rob Brunner
@IAmRobBrunner

When I interviewed Buzz Bissinger (ew.com/ew/article/0,,…) I was baffled by his getup. Now (yikes!) all is revealed: gqm.ag/15OZoNQ

 

Well, this explains the pants.

Some of the clothing is men's. Some is women's. I make no distinction.

 

The boots are what got me. High-heeled boots. ... And knee-high boots.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

Nipple rings.

NSFW: http://deadsp.in/10LUD8m

 

I look forward to his article in 2015 that details how a good therapist and a good bankruptcy lawyer saved his life.

 

I'm guessing that Buzzy doesn't hear a lot of "You're with me, Leather."

 

Kevin Pang ‏-- @pang

When Buzz Bissinger came in the studio for my writing podcast, my first thought was, no foolin, killer leather jacket http://typecastshow.com/buzz-bissinger/

 

I don't begrudge Buzz spending that much on clothes. His problem is the outfits make him look like a hooker or a character from Miami Vice.

Hie thee to Brooks Brothers, Bissinger.