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"Butt chugging," AKA Frat boys is crazy ...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Steak Snabler, Sep 25, 2012.

  1. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Believe it or not, there's a rather widespread disease that ravages people after they are given massive amounts of antibiotics while being treated for some other disease (names escape me) and doctors recently discovered that the deadly disease takes advantage of the victim's gut bacteria being wiped out...so, in order to immediately introduce new bacteria, doctors give the patient a, wait for it, shit suppository.

    That's right -- they insert a suppository that's full of shit from another human, because that shit contains the microbes to replace the ones wiped out by the antibiotics.
     
  2. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

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  3. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    The donors must not be from Notre Dame, because their shit don't stink.
     
  4. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

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  5. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    Don't let the one-liners fool you. YGBFKM is a brooding, emo-type IRL. No wonder he's a Cutler fan.
     
  6. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    Care Bear is funnier and better-looking, but I have better triceps.
     
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    But who butt-chugs better?
     
  8. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    I'll get back to you this weekend.
     
  9. SalukiNC

    SalukiNC Member

    These guys know how to party
     
  10. Bradley Guire

    Bradley Guire Well-Known Member

    I have officially lived too long and seen too much.
     
  11. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Don't blame me, I read it in The Economist.

    If you're curious...

    http://scienceblogs.com/aetiology/2007/12/17/fecal-transplants-to-cure-clos/
     
  12. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    It's also a good way to end up with whiskey dick.
     
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