"Butt chugging," AKA Frat boys is crazy ...

"Hello, and welcome to Pi Kappa Alpha. Would you like to see our wine list?"

"Hmm. I've heard you make a lovely Brokeback Merlot. Is that true?"

"Sir, it's one of our most popular offerings. It goes great with our chef's special entrees: hot pockets and nachos."

"That sounds lovely."

"Would you like a straw, funnel or hose?"

"Hmm. It's been a long, stressful week of playing beer pong and date raping. Why not indulge a little? Bring the hose, T.J.!"

"I'll put on some Judy Garland while you wait, sir."

 

Only a matter of time:

http://skreened.com/collegerivalshop/beat-the-butt-chuggers-msu

 

I think I like this shirt better
http://skreened.com/collegerivalshop/chug-em-smokey

 

I knew people would make shirts about this, but that one just makes me shake my head.

 

Freaking awesome.

 

Police reports are public record. And police reports are filed before an investigation is closed.
This attorney needs some brush-up on privacy laws, both in regards to students and Hippo. If you're the suspect in a crime and your name appears in a police report, it's fair game. Being a student keeps the university from releasing your grades or other personal information. Being a student doesn't shield you from your name appearing in a police report and therefore becoming public record.

 

Mrs. t_b_f ordered one for my uncle who lives in Nashville.

 

And to think my wife was asking just the other day what I wanted for my birthday.

 

Can't really go wrong with either of those shirts.

 

I'd rather butt-chug than gut-chug.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/08/gaby-scanlon-british-teen-liquid-nitrogen-cocktail-stomach-removed_n_1948433.html

 

There is no reason for that to be legal. None.

 

So there was another drinking incident. This time at N. Illinois. Same national fraternity, this one ended with a death.

http://news.yahoo.com/ill-fraternity-members-charged-student-dies-034229272.html