Burger King serving beer

Yes, um, I'll take a Whopper, an order of fries and....a Budweiser.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35015844/ns/business-local_business/

 

I went to McDonald's in Germany once and they had beer there and also dogs walking around everywhere.

 

You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?

 

This is terrible news for Robert Downey Jr. [/onlyonepersonwillgethatjoke]

 

The German McDonald's serves dog?

 

Depends which definition of "serve" your gunning for.

 

Lou: I went to the McDonald's over in Shelbyville the other day.
Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what?
Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Hmm... Must've sprung up over night.
Lou: But you know, it's the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at a McDonald's you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out. What do they call it?
Lou: A "Quarter Pounder" with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: "Quarter Pounder" with cheese? Well, I can see the cheese but? do they have Krusty's "Partially Gelatinated, Non-Dairy, Gum-Based Beverages"?
Lou: Yeah, they call them "shakes."
Eddie: Huh. "Shakes." You don't know what you're gettin'.

 

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

 

"And I'm not just talking about in no paper cup, I'm talking about a GLASS of beer."

 

Royale with Cheese ....
I didn't go to Burger King.

 

"I'll have a lame beer with my lame burger, please."

"Would you like some lame fries?"

 

I want suds in the drive-thru.