Bulgaria Women's Hockey

A new level of suckitude has been perfected by the Bulgarian women's hockey team vs. Slovakia.

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/news/story?id=3577150

 

The Knicks would love to shoot 58.9 percent.

 

They also lost to Italy 41-0

Good thing they didn't play Canada or the US.

Probably 150-0

Can these women even skate?

 

Double runners?

 

The thread title certainly caught my eye.... the video clip of Meh and Mike made me run through it quickly...

 

Christ, that's more than two shots a minute. Were they even WEARING skates?

 

Goal every 44 seconds

 

One per shift. Sounds about right.

 

Honestly, why do they continue to play if they are that incapable of competing? You'd think, after seeing their earlier scores, both Slovakia and Bulgaria might've realized playing this game was not a good idea, that there's no point when your opponent has no clue how to play.

 

Mirtle has more on the game:

http://mirtle.blogspot.com/2008/09/more-on-bulgarian-beatdown.html

Bulgaria had just seven shots on goal in the tournament, including four against Italy and two against Latvia, but faced 405 — an average of more than 100 a game. The team's two netminders made 213 saves for a combined .526 save percentage and 48.4 goals against average.

Leafs will probably sign one of them as the new back-up to Toskala

 

Back in my high school baseball days, we had a team down 16-0 before they recorded a single out. Coach had completely emptied his bench by the end of the second inning. We won via the mercy rule, 26-3. Who knows what it would have been had the starters kept playing.