Buck?

http://www.3news.co.nz/Man-details-sexual-relationship-with-dolphin-in-book/tabid/418/articleID/226772/Default.aspx

You're a sick man Buck!

This place has really gone down hill since Flipper left but who can blame her with the way Buck treated her.

 

Only you would speak out against love.

 

You broke the dolphin's heart and she died. Is that what you call love?

When you drove Flipper away from this board was that love too?

You're a sick bastard. You're like the guy who can only climax if he's wearing one of Dan Pastorini's game-worn flack jackets but sicker.

 

If being aroused by Dan Pastorini's man smell is wrong, I don't want to be right.

 

I've tried that Sex Pastorini Cologne which 60% of the time it works every time but honestly I thought it smelt like Raymond Berry's anus.

 

This line is just fantastic:

“I'd warn anyone who's in a relationship with a dolphin. You have to plan an exit strategy,” says Mr Brenner.

 

One of many, including ...

"What was right with it is that the dolphin initiated the whole sexual thing."

"Mr Brenner believes around 15 percent of the world’s population has had sexual contact with an animal."

"Mr Brenner’s book, Wet Goddess ..."

 

Buck just wants dolphin-free tuna.

 

I give Chris too much shit sometimes, but this thread is definitely one of the reasons this is the greatest forum in the world.

 

So I gotta buy the book to find out what happens with the blowhole?

 

Like you don't already know?