Brussels explosions, at least 13 dead

So fill the vacuum with inane (and not terribly funny) jokes about Freedom Fries and flag cartoons?

 

I'm at work, so tweets, videos and the like get blocked, so I couldn't even follow that thread of conversation. But yeah, wtf do Freedom Fries have to do with anything related to this?

 

Pommes frites are closely associated with Belgium.

Do people not know that?

 

Someone on the first page posted a picture of a basket of fries and said he changed his profile pic in solidarity with Brussels.

 

Ah, that one sailed over my head. Doesn't make it any better.

 

Good thing bigpern is saving the world with his posts.

 

No mayo on the side in that photo, so not authentic Belgian frites.

 

How many children will be told they must eat their Brussels sprouts or the terrorists win?

 

Good thing you are doing absolutely nothing of value with yours. That feeling of normalcy is always comforting in times of trouble.

 

Denver Int'l Airport‎@DENAirport

Denver Police bomb squad is on scene evaluating a suspicious package. We appreciate your patience as we put passenger safety first

 

Does Osweiler have an alibi?

 

Now up to several suspicious items.