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Broderick goes all Election on SJP

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Simon_Cowbell, Jul 24, 2008.

  1. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member


    "Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed 'Matty Cakes.'"
  2. Remember Jerry's GF Gwen, the one who looks good sometimes, not so good other times. That's SJP: Looks good from the neck down (hands excluded). Sometimes pretty, mostimes scary.

    But M. Broderick ain't hookin' up with not hot redhead
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Matty Cakes?
    Is wittle-bitty wedhead twelve?
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and fuck around with a girl half your age once in a while, you could miss it.
  5. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Election is one of the best comedies of all-time.
  6. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Always good to have a backup beard.
  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I love you more right now than I ever have.
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Why, thank you IJAG.

    "Broderick? Broderick? Broderick?"
    "Um, he's busy. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris fucking a redhead outside 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
    "Thank you, Simone."
    "No problem whatsoever."
  9. Dickens Cider

    Dickens Cider New Member

    Work a Glory or WarGames reference in there and I'll be impressed, dickhead.
  10. that is awesome.
  11. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    "Would ... you ... like ... to ... suck ... my ... dick?"
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    thanks for stealing my thunder, fuckhead!

    This is war! :D :D
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