Broderick goes all Election on SJP

http://www.starmagazine.com/matthew_broderick_cheating/news/14391

"Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed 'Matty Cakes.'"

 

Remember Jerry's GF Gwen, the one who looks good sometimes, not so good other times. That's SJP: Looks good from the neck down (hands excluded). Sometimes pretty, mostimes scary.

But M. Broderick ain't hookin' up with not hot redhead

 

Matty Cakes?
Is wittle-bitty wedhead twelve?

 

Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and fuck around with a girl half your age once in a while, you could miss it.

 

Election is one of the best comedies of all-time.

 

Always good to have a backup beard.

 

I love you more right now than I ever have.

 

Why, thank you IJAG.

"Broderick? Broderick? Broderick?"
"Um, he's busy. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris fucking a redhead outside 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
"Thank you, Simone."
"No problem whatsoever."

 

Work a Glory or WarGames reference in there and I'll be impressed, dickhead.

 

that is awesome.

 

"Would ... you ... like ... to ... suck ... my ... dick?"

 

thanks for stealing my thunder, fuckhead!

This is war!