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Britney Spears taken away from home on a stretcher

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Walter_Sobchak, Jan 4, 2008.

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  1. Bill Brasky

    Bill Brasky Active Member

    That may have been me. I used to say "All she is, is a girl from Kentwood." Of course, I thought that meant by the time she was 35, she would be the size of an NFL defensive end, have four kids by three guys and be giving Sean Preston a $50 to run to the store and buy her a carton of cigarettes, a fifth of vodka and a dozen Krispy Kremes. I didn't forsee a trip to the mental hospital.
     
    Bill Brasky, Jan 4, 2008
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  2. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Well-Known Member

    "Seventy-six trombones in the big parade..."

    slappy, I'm happy to hear that we're still on the front page. I'm such a selfish bitch when it comes to my home turf. ;D
     
    D-3 Fan, Jan 4, 2008
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  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Yer yesterday's news.
     
    slappy4428, Jan 4, 2008
    #15
  4. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    And now it's starting to look like she won't make it 35.

    Or 30 for that matter.

    Those who took her in an 08 death pool are looking pretty smart right now.
     
    Captain_Kirk, Jan 4, 2008
    #16
  5. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah, you don't exactly imagine Britney at age 70 sitting for some interview saying "yeah, I was a little crazy back then."
     
    playthrough, Jan 4, 2008
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  6. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    "Well, ya got trouble my friends. That starts with T and it rhymes with P and that stands for pool."
     
    hondo, Jan 4, 2008
    #18
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    tool?
     
    Ace, Jan 4, 2008
    #19
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Drugged-out whore?
     
    mike311gd, Jan 4, 2008
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  9. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Could she just do us all a favor and off herself?

    At a very minimum, the LAPD should have tazed her frappuccino-laden ass.
     
    poindexter, Jan 4, 2008
    #21
  10. I love puppies!

    I love puppies! Guest

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    I'd still hit it.
     
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    I love puppies!, Jan 4, 2008
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  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    After a 6 pack and 400 miles from home...
     
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    slappy4428, Jan 4, 2008
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  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That's fucking frightening. She looks like she's eaten the 1998 Britney Spears.
     
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    mike311gd, Jan 4, 2008
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