Britney in rehab

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/02/20/britneyspears.rehab.ap/

 

At this point, shouldn't we just have a running Britney Spears thread so we won't see a new one started every three of four days? Would anyone object to this?

 

Somebody wake me when they find her overdosed carcas somewhere on a beach.

 

Ditto on an Anna N. Smith thread, Charlie Brown.

 

Yawn, Charlie Brown.

How many Britney threads do we have now? 500?

 

Sleep on your side like a good girl so you don't asphyxiate on your vomit.

 

Least. Surprising. Thread. Ever.

 

So what kind of rehab we talking about? Booze? Heroin?

 

I need to move to LA and get in the rehab business. It appears to be a growth industry.

 

Britney out of rehab. Again.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1552908/20070221/id_0.jhtml

 

I thought it was funny when Isiah Washington went into "rehab." He wasn't drinking or do drugs -- he made an insensitive remark.

So was it "person" rehab? To be a better person? Or "asshole" rehab?

 

Hey, in blockhead's defense, there wasn't an active Britney thread on the front page.

In terms of Britney, according the cover of a magazine I saw at the checkout counter, she went over the edge when KFed and JT were seen laughing and joking about her.

BTW, who is taking care of her kids while all of this is going on. Won't somebody please think about the children!