British tourists Gone Wild

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/24/world/europe/24crete.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

One question: What's alfresco oral sex?

 

Sucking dick outdoors.

 

Ahem ...

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/1924524/

 

The giving birth story was one of the most ridiculous and terrible things I've ever read.

 

You got a problem with more alfresco oral sex?

 

I just hope they're using protection.

You know, sunscreen.

 

Don't need it. They just keep it in the shade of some British girl's mouth.

 

That can't be right. 1,600 British people died in Spain in two years? That's two a day.

 

It's pretty easy to get from England to Spain, so that number doesn't seem too high to me. And it might include some ex-pats living and working in Spain as well.

 

I linked to a different story. Take you double post Ahem's and shove them, alfresco.

By the way, how about this guy's admitted alcohol intake:

"One 21-year-old man from Essex, for instance, said that his consumption the night before had been five beers; six specialty drinks combined with Baileys, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, vodka, gin and orange juice; five vodka and lime drinks; and then five cans of Stella Artois (beer from Belgium).

That's 21 drinks, including the six combining six alcoholic beverages.

How do any of the men get it up for the alfresco oral sex?

 

That might be painful. The way British dental care is, she might drag a tooth or three.

 

I call rubbish.

No way any one is functional after drinking that much.