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British tourists Gone Wild

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by hondo, Aug 25, 2008.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member


    One question: What's alfresco oral sex?
  2. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Sucking dick outdoors.
  3. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Ahem ...

  4. JakeandElwood

    JakeandElwood Well-Known Member

    The giving birth story was one of the most ridiculous and terrible things I've ever read.
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    You got a problem with more alfresco oral sex?
  6. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    I just hope they're using protection.

    You know, sunscreen.
  7. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Don't need it. They just keep it in the shade of some British girl's mouth.
  8. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    That can't be right. 1,600 British people died in Spain in two years? That's two a day.
  9. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    It's pretty easy to get from England to Spain, so that number doesn't seem too high to me. And it might include some ex-pats living and working in Spain as well.
  10. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    I linked to a different story. Take you double post Ahem's and shove them, alfresco.

    By the way, how about this guy's admitted alcohol intake:

    "One 21-year-old man from Essex, for instance, said that his consumption the night before had been five beers; six specialty drinks combined with Baileys, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, vodka, gin and orange juice; five vodka and lime drinks; and then five cans of Stella Artois (beer from Belgium).

    That's 21 drinks, including the six combining six alcoholic beverages.

    How do any of the men get it up for the alfresco oral sex?
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    That might be painful. The way British dental care is, she might drag a tooth or three.
  12. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    I call rubbish.

    No way any one is functional after drinking that much.
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