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British Girls are Pigs

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Duane Postum, Dec 18, 2007.

  1. Duane Postum

    Duane Postum Member


    Prepare to be charmed by this Yank's views on UK women.
  2. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    I'm calling BS.

    I don't know any women who spend hundreds of dollars a month on their upkeep. And I know people who make moderately decent money.
  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I know a few, mostly those who tan and have a lot of hair color, but it's not nearly $700, and I don't know anybody who goes to a "bikini boot camp."
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Either that is satire or that guy is the biggest douchebox on the planet.
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I've voting for satire. Surely no one is that big of a douche.
  6. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Good satire lets you in on the joke at some point in a subtle fashion. Unless my subtletymeter is borked, this didn't.
  7. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Bikini Boot Camp sounds like the title of a porn movie with Tiffany Millions and Herschel Savage.
  8. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    And you guys wonder why I'm single :p

    He better look like fucking Brad Pitt, down to the highlights and corrected teeth. Otherwise, he should be castrated. That is all.
  9. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    That might be a somewhat dated definition of satire. The new trend is never breaking character.

    That said, you are probably right about this one. In which case, I hope his nuts end up in a jar.
  10. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Now that I've actually looked at his picture, he has no business telling women they need to take better care of themselves. He needs some serious body sculpting and an eyebrow wax.

    Given that he's a screenwriter, maybe he's generalizing the amount of money an actress spends a month to what the general American woman spends. That's the only thing I can think of, given that not even my most over-the-top friend spends nearly that much a month on her upkeep.
  11. jakewriter82

    jakewriter82 Active Member

    I'm voting for douche bag. Reading it I don't get the sense he's not being serious. It's idiots like this guy who give the male gender a bad name.
    Way to go fucker.

    I love how through the whole article he only comments about females' looks and how they should spend so much money on looking beautiful.
    Sure it's important to look good, but jesus christ, how superficial can a person be?
  12. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Esp. since he obviously doesn't bother to keep himself up. Fucktard!
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