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Bring Down Gas Prices

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Boom_70, Jun 2, 2008.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Boom, where's my EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES?
     
  2. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    This may be the CHARMION of e-mail gas pricing strategies... ::)
     
  3. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    I'd be glad to, but right now I'm rattling off a protest letter, because I just got an e-mail that said Madalyn Murray O'Hare is trying to get Touched By An Angel off the air.
     
  4. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Personally, I like the "don't buy gas on Tuesdays" protest.
     
  5. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    http://money.aol.com/news/articles/_a/old-pumps-cant-handle-4-gas/20080512154109990001
     
  6. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    I'm protesting by breaking off friendships with all my Saudi pals...
     
  7. lono

    lono Active Member

    File that notion away with:

    "Let's make Isiah the coach."

    "The surge is working."

    "Check out the cannon on Joey Harrington."

    "We'll call it New Coke."

    "If I give her a couple drinks, she'll go for a threesome."

    "If anyone can turn the Falcons around, it's Petrino."

    "Gagne's going to be our closer."

    "How 'bout a lap dance before I visit the commish?"

    "The kids have been invited to spend the night at Wonderland."

    "I was going to wear a condom, but I thought, how often do I go to Haiti?"

    "Bobby Clarke: Now there's a great NHL exec."

    "I know my Hummer was five grand over sticker, but it was a great investment."
     
  8. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Fixed.
     
  9. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Nice job of editing your original lame post, Boomer.

    How come nobody blames the weak dollar for higher prices on imports like crude oil? (Or is that too obvious?)
     
  10. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    "I think I'll turn my back on my country, and start to help the British."

    Oh, gee, we missed out on Peyton Manning. But look who we got instead!"

    "Major combat operations are over."

    "I want to conquer Europe. Let's invade Russia, even if it is wintertime!"

    "Maybe I'll let Don King control my career."
     
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