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Breasts as a murder weapon

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by EStreetJoe, Jan 18, 2013.

  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    How soon before the right wing tries to outlaw breasts to counter the left wing's gun restrictions? :)

    Woman is accused of smothering her boyfriend to death with her breasts...

  2. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Is this like from the Monty Python movie where the guy is allowed to choose the way he dies? :D
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If breasts are outlawed, only criminals and Colonel Sanders will have breasts.
  4. nmmetsfan

    nmmetsfan Active Member

    She'll remove those breasts from my face over my dead body
  5. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    This rises to a sufficient level of heinous and depraved behavior for a jury to invoke the death penalty in some states.
  6. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

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  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I've seen this movie before ...

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  8. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Whither the thread about Jayne Mansfield's breasts?
  9. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    And you call yourself a Seinfeld fan?
  10. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I thought we might have a Running Jayne Mansfield breasts thread.
  11. SoCalDude

    SoCalDude Active Member

    HEADLINE: Man killed in motorboat accident
  12. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

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